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-bromosexual: when i see girls that are like OMG I HATE MY MOM SHE WOULDNT LET ME GO TO THE MALL SHE IS SUCH A FUCKING BITCH OMG I HATE HER I WISH SHE WOULD DIE im like
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That awkward moment
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that awkward moment when you have a friend over...
Anonymous asked: How many followers do you have?
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drugssexandfuckingdubstep: howyaderin: MY LIFE RELEVANT. And not a single fuck will be given!
This year July has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5...
stefaniyana: MONEY. Only reblogging because I’m a greedy bitch who wants money. Hey doesn’t hurt to reblog ya knoww and if money is involved…. YOU AIN’T TOUCHING MY MONEY reblogging because I think its fucking awesome that it’s happening :)
A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma....
fucknicethings: Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you. Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He’s an idiot! What did he name the girl? Doctor: Denise. Woman: Well it isn’t so bad, and what did he call the boy? Doctor: Denephew.
I want to be a billionaire, so freaking bad. Buy all of the things I never had....– Bill Gates, 1965 (via historysaidwhat)
L’obsession de l’ailleurs c’est l’impossibilité de l’instant ; et cette...– E.M Cioran (via theseprophecies)
that awkward moment when...: when i first joined... →
thatawkwardmomenttt: to the point where i would crack up laughing hysterically. now i’m used to things being weirdly funny. i’m practically immune to them. almost like a heroin addict, my tolerance has gone up. it takes a lot to actually make me feel anything. and by that i mean actually laugh. when i see something…
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ohitsthebiebs: 3 years old - “Mommy, I love you” 13 years old - “WHATEVER MOM!” 16 years old - “Mom is so damn annoying” 18 years old - “I wanna leave this house!” 25 years old - “Mom, you were right” 30 years old - “I wanna be with my mom again” 50 years old - “I dont want to lose my mom” 70 years old - “I would give up everything for my mom to be here with me” We only have 1 Mom....
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