On the phone with my mom talking about her birthday (Friday the 13th)

  • Me: So what did you do for your birthday?
  • Mom: Really it was the perfect day to commit suicide-
  • Me: *BRAIN AND HEART EXPLODE FROM ANXIETY*
  • Mom: - but I stayed home with your sister. It was so boring...
  • Me: MOM WHY WOULD SAY THAT!?
  • Mom: Relax, I was kidding haha
  • Me: *no me fucking gusta yo*
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