What's in your head, zombie?

really-shit: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will...

Sat, 18 May 2013 01:35:21 -0400

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

Did I ever tell you how I got the nickname “Dragon of the...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:42:23 -0400

Did I ever tell you how I got the nickname “Dragon of the West”?

“Good food is like music you can taste, color you can smell....

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:28:39 -0400

“Good food is like music you can taste, color you can smell. There is excellence all around you. You need only be aware to stop and savor it.”

avatarparallels: Appa + The Gaang

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:09:13 -0400

avatarparallels:

Appa + The Gaang

After being under so much stress and so busy, this night was...

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:08:00 -0400

After being under so much stress and so busy, this night was exactly what I needed… And turned out 100 times better than I could ever imagine. So proud of my girls Nancy and Leila. This one was one for the books. S/O to Andre for the Vine. #HHKMTL #4EVER

[HHKMTL]

candichu: scREAMSsorry not sorry but this was WAY too cute to...

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:47:27 -0400

candichu:

scREAMS
sorry not sorry but this was WAY too cute to pass/ignore!!!

having too much fun with this pokemon fusion thing omg <3

me: eats a snack while making a snack

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:41:24 -0400

me: eats a snack while making a snack

hinoneko: initiala: A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I...

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:01:15 -0400

hinoneko:

initiala:

A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.”

So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are already legalizing same-sex marriage.

they warned us it would be a slippery slope

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Fri, 17 May 2013 21:00:42 -0400

maaaaaartin: syhamrahman: THIS WILL GO DOWN IN MY ‘LIFE-TIME...

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:00:23 -0400

maaaaaartin:

syhamrahman:

THIS WILL GO DOWN IN MY ‘LIFE-TIME ACCOMPLISHMENTS’ LIST

You need to set some higher goals.

korrakingdom: lolol Toph is just like, “What am I feeling?”

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:00:06 -0400

korrakingdom:

lolol Toph is just like, “What am I feeling?”

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Fri, 17 May 2013 20:50:30 -0400

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Fri, 17 May 2013 20:50:20 -0400

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Fri, 17 May 2013 20:49:46 -0400

“Why does this keep happening?” “Maybe it’s the altitude.”

Fri, 17 May 2013 20:44:59 -0400

“Why does this keep happening?”

“Maybe it’s the altitude.”

Parents: Don't forget to make us proud

Fri, 17 May 2013 20:43:09 -0400

Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.

shadowfoxfire: kamerlort: do you ever just look at someone and know they would die in a zombie...

Fri, 17 May 2013 20:41:56 -0400

shadowfoxfire:

kamerlort:

do you ever just look at someone and know they would die in a zombie apocalypse

yes.

glasmond: But sweetheart, you did not end this comic.Here, let...

Fri, 17 May 2013 20:41:40 -0400

glasmond:

But sweetheart, you did not end this comic.
Here, let me help you.

The love (as well as the hate) you give will always come back to you at some point in your life.
Believe me, I know exactly what I am talking about.

namelessstreets: Louis CK nailing it every time.

Fri, 17 May 2013 20:41:04 -0400

namelessstreets:

Louis CK nailing it every time.

thefuuuucomics: deanprincesster: fun fact one time robert pattinson was supposed to get punk’d at...

Fri, 17 May 2013 20:40:25 -0400

thefuuuucomics:

deanprincesster:

fun fact one time robert pattinson was supposed to get punk’d at the bar where my cousin works and they got all the employees in on it and everything but when it came time to punk him his friends couldn’t get him to leave his house and that’s when I knew I loved robert pattinson

he is one of us