Posts filled under: LOL

bryankonietzko:

Prepare thy body for Book 3.

unfollower:

its really weird to me that there are some people who are like 0% gay. not even a little gay. i dont trust them

braydaaan:

annehathawillannehathaway:

children are horrible creatures

never having a child

numlits:

I just realized

That the PlayStation logo

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Is actually of a P

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and an S

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I’m your mother/father, gentle man!

  • Me: Do you watch "Archer"?
  • My friend: Oh yeah, I've seen them on those Reader Digest thingies.

Me and my friend talking about what muffins we would be (don't ask):

  • Her: Well Leila would be a carrot muffin cause she's a redhead, you'd be a chocolate muffin, and I would be vanilla.
  • Me: No fuck that you'd be banana nut cause you love banana bread.
  • Her: AUGH NO I don't wanna be the slutty muffin!!
  • Me: ...
  • Her: ...
  • Me: .... oh my FUCKING GOD
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