Posts filled under: birthday
- Me: So what did you do for your birthday?
- Mom: Really it was the perfect day to commit suicide-
- Me: *BRAIN AND HEART EXPLODE FROM ANXIETY*
- Mom: - but I stayed home with your sister. It was so boring...
- Me: MOM WHY WOULD SAY THAT!?
- Mom: Relax, I was kidding haha
- Me: *no me fucking gusta yo*