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Oh God it’s September.

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On the phone with my mom talking about her birthday (Friday the 13th)

  • Me: So what did you do for your birthday?
  • Mom: Really it was the perfect day to commit suicide-
  • Me: *BRAIN AND HEART EXPLODE FROM ANXIETY*
  • Mom: - but I stayed home with your sister. It was so boring...
  • Me: MOM WHY WOULD SAY THAT!?
  • Mom: Relax, I was kidding haha
  • Me: *no me fucking gusta yo*

Is anyone else tired of the Facebook porn that just won’t go away?

… No? Just me?

I see that shit and I’m like “First off, that person did not comment on this. I know that to be a fact.”

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Oh look, dick up the ass:

Oh okay, huge close up on tits:

And just other unsightly and random shit. Why Facebook?

(warning: if you reblog this and change the whole post, i will find you and make your life shit)

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