Posts filled under: do not want
On the phone with my mom talking about her birthday (Friday the 13th)
- Me: So what did you do for your birthday?
- Mom: Really it was the perfect day to commit suicide-
- Me: *BRAIN AND HEART EXPLODE FROM ANXIETY*
- Mom: - but I stayed home with your sister. It was so boring...
- Me: MOM WHY WOULD SAY THAT!?
- Mom: Relax, I was kidding haha
- Me: *no me fucking gusta yo*
Is anyone else tired of the Facebook porn that just won’t go away?
… No? Just me?
I see that shit and I’m like “First off, that person did not comment on this. I know that to be a fact.”
Oh look, dick up the ass:
Oh okay, huge close up on tits:
And just other unsightly and random shit. Why Facebook?
(warning: if you reblog this and change the whole post, i will find you and make your life shit)
