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  • Facebook twats be like: hey guys follow me on Tumblr! www.tumblr.com/dashboard

"I’m really starting to wonder what people who borrow these Concordia iPads use them for!"


Her: “BUT HE’S WHITE!”
Me: “Pfff, so?”

In response to Jonathan Coulton’s cover of “Baby Got Back”

Her: “BUT HE’S WHITE!”

Me: “Pfff, so?”

In response to Jonathan Coulton’s cover of “Baby Got Back”

Gave me a bit of a scare til I realized it was just my sister on my mom ‘s account lol

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again.

People on Facebook, stop playing off Tumblr posts as your own shit. You are not clever. Why should everyone else think that you are??

What’s great about having Facebook host anxieties:

  • People who already told you they’re not coming go out of their way to post it again on the event.
  • People who aren’t going don’t use the decline wall. Like shit, does everyone need to know.
  • People RSVP but tell you they’re not going
  • People tell you they’re going, but day of, they do any combination of the above-mentioned things.

This is why I don’t throw parties.

Montreal just had an earthquake

The time it took for people to post on Facebook about it was probably a quarter of the time it actually lasted.

This is why I don’t have friends.

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