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… No? Just me?
I see that shit and I’m like “First off, that person did not comment on this. I know that to be a fact.”
Oh look, dick up the ass:
Oh okay, huge close up on tits:
And just other unsightly and random shit. Why Facebook?
(warning: if you reblog this and change the whole post, i will find you and make your life shit)
After like years of having to stay home and hand out candy, and last year not even celebrating Halloween, I’m going trick or treating with my roommate, like a boss.
To the houses that are cool and give me candy:
To the ones who refuse to give me anything cause I’m too old:
To those who give me raisins or cough drops or some shit:
And to those who just don’t have anything to hand out:
But I got to watch the season premiere of Misfits. So y’all can suck on that.
Stop tryin’ to be cute writing on your friends wall like “wherefore art thou, bestie?? imissyewwww”.
Sit the fuck down. Shut the fuck up.
I realize not everyone knows/remembers that “wherefore” actually means “why”, but DAMMIT if you’re gonna use that word, know how to use it.