What's in your head, zombie?

fuckyesneopets:

Neopets, I know you’ve been around for a while, but is that really what you call cool?

truth

fuckyesneopets:

okay, so, for the past 3 days in a row, i’ve been going on neopets from the time of 8 a.m. to 9 a.m. NST, and i keep getting about 2,000+ neopoints from TMBGPOP.

i’m not sure if it’s just *REALLY LUCKY* or if it has something to do with the times…

Lol idk, I just went and it’s past 10 a.m. NST and I also got +2000 NP

fuckyesneopets:

when i was younger, i used to be terrified of the fish negg. i always wondered why people called it a fish negg, because it never looked like a fish to me. i eventually assumed that the negg was a pirate with battle scars, and ate fish, which was why it was called a fish negg.

i don’t know how i didn’t realize that the fish negg actually looked like, i don’t know, a FISH, but it never did until my friends all had to point it out.

i always saw the fin as a single tooth sticking out of its twisted grin, and its mouth as a scar, which was a spot where he used to have an eye.

i think i am the single stupidest neopets player in the history of the universe.

OMFG THIS (except i thought the mouth was like a nose)

fuckyesneopets:

so close and yet so far…

If this were me

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