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“Oh my gosh I haven’t seen you in ages? How come we don’t hang out?”
UH. NO BITCH.

When I ask to hang out you pull some “I’m studying” crap EVERY TIME

When in reality you are most likely like:

Well, fuck your shit.

Seeing as y’all never ask to hang out Imma just sit here, cause you know…

Roommate yells in her sleep.
Her:

Me:






