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What. In the fuck. Are Timmy Turner’s parents’ names.
It’s not even just the fact that no one ever mentions it, it’s the fact that when they elude to someone mentioning it, a truck or some shit passes by and we don’t hear anything except: “… but everyone calls me Mom/Dad.”
GUYS. LIKE SERIOUSLY. ARE THEIR NAMES DADRIUS AND MOMALINE OR SOMETHING BECAUSE WHY AND HOW WOULD YOU CALL YOUR FRIENDS MOM AND DAD AT AGE 10.
OR AGE EVER.
- Me: So what did you do for your birthday?
- Mom: Really it was the perfect day to commit suicide-
- Me: *BRAIN AND HEART EXPLODE FROM ANXIETY*
- Mom: - but I stayed home with your sister. It was so boring...
- Me: MOM WHY WOULD SAY THAT!?
- Mom: Relax, I was kidding haha
- Me: *no me fucking gusta yo*
“Hey are you free to study for Research Methods today?”
Bare in mind that our midterm isn’t for another month, but we DO have a research paper due next week. A paper where everyone has a DIFFERENT TOPIC.
“You mean for the paper? That’s what I’m doing today, yeah.”
“Okay cool! I’m free after 5, wanna meet in the library?”
Idk about y’all, but 1) I don’t need to “study” for a paper with someone totally irrelevant and 2) She’s probably gonna mooch off my other notes.
So yeah. No. Not finna meet up with her.
This girl (I’m assuming by her last post on her hatred of pants) is wordsaboutthings, and from what I see, she picks random topics and kinda rants on them, but not in a very in your face way, which I can relate to more, like the one she wrote about Facebook.
Also I think she’s kinda anon cause I can’t find her name anywhere (thus the GG part).
So I followed her. Y’all should go check her out!